what I love? Well, I'll tell you! High heels, makeup, banana bread with lots of chocolate chips, blue cheese and I love love love when a mean person tries to get you down and you unexpectedly end up getting the best of him! You know you've gotten the best of him because he continues to try and say things that bother you and you just don't really care about his white trash tactics! It's my brother David again! He's a lot like my mother in the way that he loves to get trouble started. He likes to badger me about my religion and it ALWAYS ends up being quite comical because he's a huge redneck and is very misinformed and the information that he comes up with is always completely inaccurate. His latest info had something to do with mormons and rectums. Now my brother has had a super weird obsession with other people's buttholes for as long as I can remember. I can't quite find the correlation between his obsession and his latest crazy remark! Then he seems to be fascinated with the "mormon panties." He even went as far to say that he would like a pair if he could find them in a thong style! NOW I think I've heard it all! Thong style "mormon panties." I'm sure all my LDS peeps reading this are thinking what the? I told you... I hail from a dysfunctional family! The really funny thing about him expressing an interest in thongs is the fact that there ain't one adult at his house that could slip into thongs and look remotely decent! WOW! That's definitely an image I don't need this morning! Consider me the Taylor Swift of the blog world! When someone irritates her she writes a #1 song about it! When someone irritates me I write about it on my blog! Now if only I was as cute, lovable and rich as her! Now enough about white trash, bumpkin, overweight rednecks that have to pay $200 for someone to install a screen door for him!
Man, I was gonna try hard to be nice this year! Some people make it so hard! There's always tomorrow though.
Check out what my delicious husband made last night! A big, round loaf of cheesy foccacia bread!
You know Rachel Ray says there's nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen and I have to agree with her. My little Charles is really the jack of all trades. From dirt bike mechanic to the little baker boy, he can do it all! Plus he's so nice and makes up for the class that I sometimes lack:)
Well, I had debated taking my blog private but there's way too many email addresses to compile and it makes me want to twirl me head off my shoulders when I think of the hassle it would be. Soooo, I'm just gonna keep it open and let it be the death of my brother and his wife! They are always talking about my life when Davey gets so angry and since I haven't talked to him since I foxed his balls in October of 2008 the only way I assume he gets info about me is through reading my blog! I guess he loves to hate me! I mean, I'm not the most politically correct person, I speak my mind and I am far from a fu fu girl but I do think people enjoy reading what I write about! I say out loud what others think and it's like a car wreck, as bad as it may be you just can't look away! So if it bugs ya, STOP READING it! But I guess some people have a hard time prying their fat ass away from the computer!
You know Rachel Ray says there's nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen and I have to agree with her. My little Charles is really the jack of all trades. From dirt bike mechanic to the little baker boy, he can do it all! Plus he's so nice and makes up for the class that I sometimes lack:)
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I really think your husband should head up a Mans Relief Society so he can teach some dudes some things. We really should hang out more... You looked pretty hot and sassy yesterday at church.
All really good points Sis, but there are a few things that need to be added...one being the fact that spouses should never,ever get involved in the other spouses family issues...as this only creates more contention. Contention has been rampant in our family for as far back as I remember...we all know this having grown up with no sign of grandparents,aunts,uncles,cousins, etc. And for even one single one of us siblings to create or allow our spouses to create problems within our family is so sad. It is sad in that the anger from David and Amanda is running so deep that they are unable to rise above for the sake of their own children and mend what has been broken by hurtful words and actions. I know where your heart lies Ashley, and I know how painful it was growing up with such a deep yearning for a better way. I am eternally grateful for the bond we share not only as sisters, but as friends. I can only hope that this gets read by Amanda and David and at least one of them can turn over a new leaf. I can't imagine her letting David ruin her relationship with her siblings, but I also could never imagine David not wanting our kids to be as close as we once were. Time does heal wounds, it just never takes away the scar those wounds left. I love your blog...I love the way you say what you mean and mean what you say...I love that I have always been able to count on your unjudgemental ears...and I am proud to have you in my life. And for those around that have issues they can't get control of...welll...they can kiss it where the Mormon sun don't shine! unnnnkay?
I agree Ericka! David isn't realizing that reading my blog and hurrying to call Michael is what got this going. He wants to play innocent victim in all of this. If Davey expresses anger like that at the drop of a hat I would hate to see what goes on behind closed doors at his home. I can't imagine the stress his built up anger puts on his already overburdened heart! Mix that with his obesity and WOW! you could have disaster! That horrific language he uses, yikes! I just hope he doesn't talk like that around his children, but doesn't his little Matthew go around using the f word a lot! That c word he used on facebook made me want to cringe! Totally reminds me of our mother.
Oh Karan! Thanks for that sweet compliment! Haven't been called hot and sassy! I would LOVE to hang out more.
YOU SHOULD POST THE RECIPE THAT LOOKS AWESOME. AS FOR HOT AND SASSY...EVERY SUNDAY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT. :)
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